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“DEAR DIARY, TODAY I WAS JUST CHILLIN IN THE COMMON ROOM AT DALTON, GETTING READY FOR OUR BIG MATCH AGAINST RAVENCLAW WHEN KURT AND BLAINE JUST STARTED MAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. APPARENTLY THAT TIME I PUT CORNROLLS IN KURT’S HAIR WHILE WE WATCHED MAMMA MIA AT THAT SLUMBER PARTY MEANT JACK SHIT TO HIM. WELL IT MEANT SOMETHING TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH. I DON’T CARE HOW DAPPER BLAINE IS, OR HOW SOFT HIS LIPS ARE, OR IF HE SMELLS LIKE LAVENDER BUT NOT LIKE LAVENDER LAVENDER BUT MORE LIKE LAVDENER FABRIC SOFTER OR THE LAVENDER AIR FRESHERS PEOPLE HANG FROM THEIR REAR-VIEW MIRRORS. I DON’T CARE THAT HIS EYEBROWS LOOKS LIKE LITTLE FORESTS THAT I JUST WANNA GET LOST IN, THEN BUILD A NICE LOG CABIN TO LIVE IN AND START A FAMILY. WHATEVER. FUCK BOTH OF Y’ALL. I’M GONNA GO THROW PEBBLES AT BRITTANA WHILE THEY SCISSOR AND MAKE A WELL TIMED ‘ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS’ JOKE.”

I DON’T CARE THAT HIS EYEBROWS LOOKS LIKE LITTLE FORESTS THAT I JUST WANNA GET LOST IN, THEN BUILD A NICE LOG CABIN TO LIVE IN AND START A FAMILY.

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The Lazy Song – Bruno Mars Song and Lyrics

Today I Don’t Feel Like Doing Anything
I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed
Don’t Feel Like Pickin’ Up My Phone
So Leave A Message At The Tone
‘Cause Today I swear I’m Not Doin’ Anythin’

I’m Gonna Kick My Feet Up
Then Stare At The Fan
Turn The TV On
Throw My Hand In My Pants
Nobody’s Gon’ Tell Me I Can’t

I’ll Be Lounging On The Couch, Jus’ Chillin In My Snuggie
Click To MTV So They Can Teach Me Howda Dougie
Cause In My Castle I’m The Freakin’ Man
Oh Oh

Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It ‘Cause I Can

Today I Don’t Feel Like Doing Anything
I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed
Don’t Feel Like Pickin’ Up My Phone
So Leave A Message At The Tone
‘Cause Today I Swear I’m Not Doin’ Anythin’
Nothin’ At All

Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh

Nothin’ At All

Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh

Tomorrow I’ll Wake Up Do Some P90X
Meet A Really Nice Girl Have Some Really Nice Sex
She’s Gonna Scream Out “This Is Great!” (Oh My God! This Is Great!)

Yeah

I Might Mess Around, and Get My Collage Degree
I Bet My Old Man Would Be So Prouda Me
But Sorry Pops You’ll Just Have To Wait
Oh Oh

Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It ‘Cause I Can

Today I Don’t Feel Like Doing Anything
I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed
Don’t Feel Like Pickin’ Up My Phone
So Leave A Message At The Tone
‘Cause Today I swear I’m Not Doin’ Anythin’

No I Ain’t Gonna Comb My Hair
‘Cause I Ain’t Goin’ Anywhere
No No No No No No No No No
Ohhh

I’ll Just Strut In My Birthday Suit
And Let Everything Hang Loose
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It ‘Cause I Can

Today I Don’t Feel Like Doing Anything
I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed
Don’t Feel Like Pickin’ Up My Phone
So Leave A Message At The Tone
‘Cause Today I swear I’m Not Doin’ Anythin’
Nothin’ At All

Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh

Nothin’ At All

Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh

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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

spongebob haha :D

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sweeetposh:

Fear Not! :)

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sweeetposh:

HAHA! :))

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Day 8: Three words you can’t go a day without using

• Hi/Hello
• Love
• Duh =))

I don’t know. it’s hard for me to pick just three words XD

10 Things About Myself

10 Things About Myself

1. Ants are my pet when I was 4 years old.
2. I love to shop for clothes.
3. I love kids, my family and God.
4. I am afraid of lightning and thunders. 
5. I am sensitive and I hate insensitive persons.
6. I love every single thing about myself.
7. Sometimes, I am tactless and sarcastic.
8. I hate WAITING.
9. I cry harder when someone comforts me.
10. I love my boyfriend. My Husband-to-be.

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